Adam Sandler — The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview lyrics

[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man]:
So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

[Excite Southerner]:
... Good question, I have a good answer for that... First first first of all I am
A very... Very hard work... Vocational skills... I went to... Willing to work on a
Holidays... I had a tango and mirumba lessons... Learning to get along with other
People... But I'm sorry I got my G. E. D.... With a overtime... Time and a
Half... Speakin in two languages... Spanish and a... A.. Another one.... And I and
And... Loyal like a dog... Tell you that much... Willin to start at the
Bottom... And also willing... To stay there... Your intestines... Completely
Flawless... Drug-free with a... Whoo-wee.. Good references... If you call my last
Boss... He was.. Actually he was gonna inform me... With a... I got no dependence
With the W-2 form... And I was wondering..

[Man]:
You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin' down.

[Excited Southerner]:
Cool.

[Man]:
Are you alright?
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