Agoraphobic Nosebleed — Black Metal Transvestite lyrics

Black metal is gay as a Catholic priest
Slouching toward Gomorrah.
Face painted like
Gene Simmons at Halloween
With a tongue up some kids rump
Looking for candy.
Put down that seven string and get a
Fuckin' job
You tired-looking homo,
Goth hand-banging geek.
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