Agoraphobic Nosebleed — Freeze-Dried Cemetery lyrics

Your kids are gonna fry like bacon
(Baby mummies)
No, you understand me fine!
(Ancient Slavonics)
Read this back to me,
I'll give you a straight A.
Look like I'm smiling?
It's a smirk.
(Guilty as charged)
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