Al Bundy — Al's 'i Care' Song lyrics

When hooters giggle around
And I find nickels on the ground
I care

When the Mustangs engine purrs
And the bathromm's not hers
I care

When the pitcher's on the mound
And the wife is underground
I care
But when I've been playing this for days
I swear!

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...and if you really want a scareц,
Chek out his underwear, if you dare.
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