Atom And His Package — He Kissed Me (Dancy Pants Version) lyrics

This is a song about who kissed me on the face...
It was new years eve and I was,
All but weary,
And then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary
With no one to smooch I would not be caught dead
And into the picture
Standing there, my friend Greg
Oh he kissed me
Oh yeah yeah
That guy kissed me!
Uh huh, yeah
He kissed me!
Yeah yeah I kissed, this guy
The countdown came,
I then puckered up
But little did I know what was about to be up
The 2-1 came he put his hands on my cheeks
And then came his tounge oh his lips on my teeth!
He kissed me, woo yeah woo
That guy kissed me!
Uh huh yeah
He kissed me
Oh it was very nice
Oh I kissed this guy
I went,
I took the bait,
Because at 12am I had no date!
The kiss was alright
But I'd had better,
It would have been nice
Had it not been wetter!
Oh he kissed me,
Woo yeah
He kissed me
Oh yeah
Oh that guy kissed meeeeeeee
I kissed this guy!
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