Bill Pekar – The Koozie Song lyrics

There's sure one thing a beer drinker knows
In the summertime you got to keep it cold
In the winter when your whole body's shakin
You got to have something for that insulation
Then came the koozie and you wonder how
You can even buy a can without one now
Make them for bottles and all kinds of jug
They even make one to fit your coffee mug cuz

Happiness is a tight koozie
Everybody's got a favorite I'm not choosy
Long as it keeps the beer cold in my hand
If you're from Texas, you'll understand
Cuz happiness is a tight koozie

You have a party and it's bring your own booze
You're sure to end up with a koozie or two
Left in the kitchen or the living room
So you add it to the ones you already use
Sometimes you have enough for all
But even a koozie has a last call
They split their sides, they lose their bottoms
But the beer is colder if you'e got 'em cuz

Happiness is a tight koozie
Everybody's got a favorite I'm not choosy
Long as it keeps the beer cold in my hand
If you're from Texas, you'll understand
Cuz happiness is a tight koozie

It's sad to say but you know it truly
It's a fact of life that even a koozie
Won't last forever, there comes a day
When your favorite one gets thrown away
That's no problem, wherever you go
You'll find them on sale, and you never know
You might find one you like a little better
Maybe one day they'll make one last forever, cuz

Happiness is a tight koozie
Everybody's got a favorite I'm not choosy
Long as it keeps the beer cold in my hand
If you're from Texas, you'll understand
Cuz happiness is a tight koozie