Blondie – Military Rap lyrics

Alright you maggots!
Get it up!
Do you love me?
I can't hear you!

Pick em up and put em down.
You're in the army now.
We'll make a man of you and then a soldier too.

Shoulders back and stomach in.
We'll teach you discipline.
Mother's sons and father's daughters - shut it up and follow orders.

Study up on weaponry.
The M-16, the M-15.
Sammy knows the enemy.
Flim flam big slam tell the major what you see.
Hut hut hut hut!
Ayattolah rock the house.
[?] with Minnie Mouse.
Donald Duck is going red.
Goofy's working for the feds.
8 ball in the side pocket.
I just shot my last rocket!
I'm coming back!
They're on my tail!
Aren't you glad I escaped from jail?

Bangkok rocks!
Bangkok rocks!
Girls on the strip.
It's a one way trip.
Bangkok rocks!
Patpong, Patpong, Patpong.
Bangkok rocks!

Soldiers dine for free.
Nato's up a tree.
Tours at 9 and 3!

Go now, pray later.
It's a lay-away plan!
Free vacation in Iran!
Stop and see the middle east.
Miles and miles of lovely beach.
Get that Coppertone tan on radioactive sand.

Those at home just got a directive.
All report to the neighborhood collective.
10 hours a day making makeup so the girls at the front can be more attractive.
If I die on the Russian front, bury me with Russian mud.
If they drop us in the East, [?].