Brettell – Dodgy Teacher lyrics

His name is Robin
He likes to hav a drink
I don't really mind
But its during my lesson time
I want to do well
But I have Robin Stone (as a teacher)
He doesn't know who we are (by name)
And he doesn't give a decent grade out.

Cause he's such a ugly teacher, baby
And he's such a pointless teacher, baby
Listens to Kelly's 'sony' walkman in class. Oohh oohh oohh.

Yea Robin drinks
And he brings a flask to school (college)
And he tells us that,
Its his home made coffee from *****.
He lives far away
And drives a Rover
How dose he do 2 things at once,
Drive in his car, and drink at the same time.

Your such a dodgy teacher, Robin
Yea your such a dodgy teacher, Stoney
Listens to Pauley's mp3 in class. Oohh oohh oohh

I mean yeah,
Do you think
That he can not get drunk one lesson
I mean yeah,
Do you think
That his flask contains homemade coffee.

Man he looks old
Even though he jus ova 40.
'Oh My Dear God'
He's walking right over to me,
This must be fake
I havn't done the right work,
How does he know who I am,
And how come he hasn't swore that much.
"I hav jus written your repot card, latley
It will arrive on Friday, maybe.
I'm jus a dodgy teacher like Lessa Laws. Oooo o o ooo '