Charlie Robison — Sunset Boulevard lyrics

Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling stone today
I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such
Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carrying my child
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind
I'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me in
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
Yeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen
'Cause if he'd hang out withkato Kaelin
Well I guess he'd hang out with me
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and rogaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
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Songwriters: BLACK/WEBBER/HAMPTON
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