You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly lyrics

Conway Twitty You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly lyrics was added to the site 16 Feb, 2010 and since that time has 12 hits and voted 0 times. Other popular Conway Twitty lyrics are: I See The Want In Your Eyes, Don't Cry Joni and You Made Me What I Am.

Conway - Well, you're the reason I'm ridin' around on big-capped tires
Loretta - And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires
Both - And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same.

Conway - Well, you're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
Loretta - And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
Both - And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same.

Both - I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need
'Cause when we get ahead, it's got a double mouth to feed.
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Loretta - And that's the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone
Conway - And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb
Both - And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same.

Loretta (speaking) - Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave,
Or put on clean pair of pants?
Conway (speaking) - But Loretta, look at yourself. I wish you'd take
Them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little
Make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper.
Loretta - Well let me tell you somethin' Conway. Considering everything
That I went through today, I look like a movie star.
Conway - Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.
Loretta - Thank you.
Conway - Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family anyways.
Loretta - Oh they did, huh? What about the ones that's bald?
Conway - Well, I guess you could say they took after me...