Da Yoopers – Cow Pie Song lyrics

I wake up face down in the cow pies
In A field near 41
Some tourist takes my picture
As I bleach here in the sun
The flies are buzzing round me
And the cars are whizzing by
A cow is nibbling on my ear
And drooling in my eye
I don't know how I got here
I think I musta walked
Cause I don't see the chevy
And there's holes in both my socks

[Chorus]
I love to go where the cow pies grow
And smell that dairy air
And party in milwaukee
Cause the beer tastes better there
Beer and brats and A brewers game
Its A party night and day
Now I'm walking across wisconsin
Trying to find my chevrolet

It musta been some party
I musta had A blast
There's beer stains on my undies
And my nose is in A cast
I met this girl from wausau
We danced all through the night
She couldn't kiss or dance too good
But she could drink and fight
She took me to A party
We polished off A case
But when I tried to make my move
She punched me in the face

[Chorus]
I love to go where the cow pies grow
And smell that dairy air
And party in milwaukee
Cause the beer tastes better there
Beer and brats and A brewers game
Its A party night and day
Now I'm walking across wisconsin
Trying to find my chevrolet

We all went to A brewers game
I think the crew was winning
I was doing pretty good
Until the seventh inning
It musta been some brewers fans
That poured me in my car
Then someone took my keys away
And drove me to A bar
I sang them some yooper songs
Everybody bought me beers
I went looking for the bathroom
And I woke up lying here

[Chorus]
I love to go where the cow pies grow
And smell that dairy air
And party in milwaukee
Cause the beer tastes better there
Beer and brats and A brewers game
Its A party night and day
Now I'm walking across wisconsin
Trying to find my chevrolet