Eminem — Medicine Ball lyrics

[Intro:]
Oh, my goodness
What have I done (oh no)
I can't believe it
It's like... I've got the whole world
In my palm
And I'm ready to jump up...

[Verse:]
Welcome to the slim shady mecca rebecca
It's the village in new york right next to the try decca
It's my sector homosexual disector
Come again rewind selector
I said nice rectum
I had a visectomy hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually reck ya
Hannibal lector into guy s** and I bet ya
I tantalize ya in the less than five seconds I get ya
They said once bitten n twice shy
We lie next to the guy
With nine ecstacy pills and five extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yes sir
I took the rest of the lunester pills from my dresser
It's my kinda vibe what else shud I try lester
Drop, kick the b***h before the second trimester
Performed a home abortion with dexter the *ni yeser*
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanging then digest her

[Chorus:]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How shud I begin it and were does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball your all in
I said
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How shud I begin it and were does it all end
My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 2:]
All my west side b*****s throw it up
Put a baloon inside your p***y... Weep and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off *the teeth* and showin up
So you better change the station
To keep from throwin up
Man you seen it all before your all too familiar with it
There's a p**** on the floor and two balls so you know who did it
You know you with it girl don't front, oh no you didn't
*I won* right by the p***y cat dolls *when call you kitten*
I'll pee on rihanna see man I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in the sauna room
*Crazy glue in madonna* to
The lazy boy so called *fold her in two and sit on her
Imagine *if visual* for that man
Who woudla thoughta
Could ever be such a relentless prick
And leashin his fingers
For the chicks who *waltz*
She looks like she outlived her life sentence
I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive
If you *were(nt)* so defensive it wouldn't be
Your so sensitive

[Chorus:]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How shud I begin it and were does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball your all in
I said
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How shud I begin it and were does it all end
My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 3:]
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and *knee* him right into quick sand
Here you need a hand... Big man... Grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick man
Now everybodys pissed at me like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words... Jeeze
So one last time, mister christopher reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please
(Chrisopher reeves) Eminem I'm coming to kill you (sniff)
Always hated you and I still do
You'll never feel my shoes
My superman custume (sniff)
Doesn't even fit you they don't feel you
You taking this s**t too far (sniff)
Who dyou think you are hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Lets break dance if you think your hardcore

[Chorus:]
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How shud I begin it and were does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball your all in
I said
I guess it's time for you to hate me again
Lets begin now hand me the pen
How shud I begin it and were does it all end
My medicine ball your in my medicine ball friends
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