Firesign Theatre — What Makes America Great? lyrics

It's candied apples and ponies with dapples
You can ride all day!
It's girls with pimples
And cripples with dimples
That just wont go away!
Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes
With noses as long as your arm!
Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks
And honkies
(Honk! Honk!)
Who never left the farm!
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