Joe Diffie — Leroy The Redneck Reindeer lyrics

Well you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose.
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told.
Well, you may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothin' yet.
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget.

Rudolph was under the weather.
He had to call in sick.
So he got on the horn
To his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks.
He said, "Santa's really counting on me.
And I hate to pass the buck."
Leroy said, "Hey, I'm on my way!"
And he jumped in his pick-up truck.

When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deer tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in
And said just calm down
'Cuz we all got a job to do.
And like it or not Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leading you.

And it was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way.
He's just a down home party animal
Two Steppin' across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night.

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Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune.
He had them scootin a hoof
On every single roof
By the light of a neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with the Dixie flag.
He was having the time of his life.
You could here him call
"Merry Chistmas Yall
And to all of yall a goodnight."

And it was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way.
He's just a down home party animal
Two Steppin' across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night.

He mixed Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night.
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Songwriters: DIFFIE, JOE / PIPPIN, STEVE / SLATE, STACY
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer lyrics © Chrysalis One Music, EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC