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Keith Anderson — Xxl lyrics
Keith Anderson Xxl lyrics was added to the site 30 Jan, 2007 and since that time has 2 hits and voted 3 times. Other popular Keith Anderson lyrics are: Podunk, Lost In This Moment and Every Time I Hear Your Name.
Songwriters: Anderson, Keith / Dipiero, Bob
Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me,
It took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me.
Doctor turned to mamma and shook his head,
Whiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said ,
"This boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell,
Ooo bpppp mamma he's a double X L!"
By second grade I was 5' 2"!
By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe!
In eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall,
And the coaches had me playing High School football.
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL!
Ooo bbppp son, you're a double XL!"
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Double XL, Double XL!
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.
Double XL Double XL!
Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held,
Ooo bbbppp baby Im a double XL!
Here we go!
Country cuties in Texas,
String bikinis in Florida,
Barbie Dolls driving Lexus, out in California.
A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold,
They want a real man with meat on his bones!
I'll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Belles,
They say "ooo bbbppp we love a double XL!"
Double XL solo!
Well double XL double XL
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double XL, double XL!
Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,
Ooo bppp baby Im a double XL!
Well if you ahve any doubts
You can see for yourself,
Why all the girls love a double XL
Ooo bppp yeah Im a double XL!
Triple XL too!
Xxl lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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