Larry The Cable Guy — A Letter To Santy Claus lyrics

What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. You get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while I'm drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my hose top. So you fag stay away from house. And if you don't I'll beat the piss out of you.

From your wost fan,
Trevor Mckee
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