Action Bronson – Brother Jedidiah lyrics

We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh
To commemorate a very good man (I believe in you) Brother Jedidiah
He stands about 5'8″ (I believe in you, tell 'em brother)
Two hundred and thirty seven thousand pounds of pure speed (tell 'em brother)
From the northern coast, he's comin'

I wear the yamaka to court to try to gain some sort of leverage
My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge's beverage
As a team player, you know what
I'mma buy him a motherfucking Nissan Murano
Rabbi Rodriguez did the brisk
Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed
Like a dog that's his dick that he split
So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip (well)
What the fuck

Oh pardon me
I was out here busy living your lies
You been dead your whole life
Oy Alfonzo, pull up the car

Rikers Island runway show, better than Yeezy season
This year the color green is in
Dog I'm fucking crazy like velcro sneakers
I'm playing with shit
Dog, I ain't playing with shit
Your frame will lay in ditch
My chick is Asian with a twist
I'm so hard you could cook a piece of bacon on my dick (on my dick)
Better be turkey though
So if these turkeys try to murk me, Mo
I let these turkeys know that I'm in Turkey hoe, shit

We was forty-seven and a half deep on the strip
You was in front of the store with Team Jordan's and yellow pajama pants
That's a big no no
That's a big no no!