Family Guy — Family Guy Theme Song lyrics

Lois: It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.

Peter: But where are those good old fashion values?...

All: On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a family guy,
Lucky theres a man who,
possitively can do,
all the things that make us...

Stewie: Laugh and cry, bada bing bada boom, stewie says quietly

All: HES
OUR
FAM-
ILY
GUUUUUUUYYY!