Fanny Pack — ©å( V )ê£ †ºê (The Real Way) lyrics

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh (x4)

Walking down the street something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady...I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts...were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus...her pants were too tight
She mustn't owned panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by...the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie...a cameltoe

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2)

Girl, that's gotta hurt
Take some time to ujust
Can't you see people staring and making a fuss?
Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
Is your crutch hungry, girl? Cuz it's eating your pants!
Do you enjoy all the commotion and attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
In public, putting on...an X-rated show,
grossing people out with your camel toe!
mhhhm thats right uh huh oh on!
fix yourself gurl you gotta camel toe!(X2)