Intoxicated — Diet lyrics

So you're ten pounds overweight,
And you can't see your toes;
Your butt's as large as a beach ball,
A fact that everyone knows;
Thighs as large as tree trunks,
Big and juicy they say,
So your momma picks you up,
You're gonna diet today!
What am I gonna do?
Stuck in this trap!
Loads of fat all over my body
- HELP!
Diet
I'm so tired
What a riot
Cos I'm on diet