Justin Sane — The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook lyrics

You can..."Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car
Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark
Deliver a baby in a taxi cab
Survive a poisonous snake attack
Jump from a moving car, break down a door
Escape from killer bees..." and so much more

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...WORST!"

"Caution: Book will explode if scanned"
Luckily, I bet the next edition will tell
How to survive when a book explodes

You can..."Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open
Identify a bomb, take a punch!
Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight
Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite
Leap from a motorcycle to a car
Wrestle free from an alligator."

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...WORST!"