Larry The Cable Guy — I Pissed My Pants lyrics

I PISSED MY PANTS
THE TOILET WAS JUST TO FAR
I DRUNK TOO MUCH DAMN BEER
I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN
BUT MY BLADDER JUST GAVE IN
AND I PISSED RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS
RIGHT THROUGH MY WRANGLER DRAWERS
I PISSED
I PISSED
RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS