Revolting Cocks – Cousins lyrics

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall?
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall?
My dirty little secret

You're so pretty and your hair smells like sex
You're so pretty and your hands are wrapped around me
You're so pretty and I can't wait for you to come knocking on my door, 3 a.m
You're my dirty little secret

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall?
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall?

Every summer you come, you make me come too
Every summer you come
You're my dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

Yes she is my second cousin, I'll bring her roses by the dozen
Yes she is my second cousin I'll make her scream out shizen
Never seen love like a razor. Keep our secret out of danger
This weekend we'll go camping, role play, I'll be the ranger
Undress me now, 3 a.m.,
You're my dirty little secret

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall?
Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall?

Every summer you come, make me come too
Every summer you come
You're my dirty little secret

Keeping it in the family can be a great idea
Though at times things can get a little tricky

Making babies is a bad idea
Maybe it would be born with rabies
Making love has never been sweeter
Though my dad would beat my ass on down
Born with rabies, born with rabies, born with rabies

You're my dirty little girl. I wanna hide you away
You're my dirty little girl, ooh
Never seen love like a razor. Let's keep our secret out of danger
This weekend we'll go camping, role playing I'm the ranger
Ooh, I'll put out your fire

Cousins together
Dirty little secret