Tenacious D — F*ck Her Gently lyrics

This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard, infact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

Am gonna fuck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna ball you Discreetly

And then you say 'hey a bought you flowers'
And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fucking teamwork

What's your favourite posish?
That's cool with me it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you
What's your you favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking ball you completely
But then.. am gonna fuck you hard.