The Midnight Beast – I'm So Manly lyrics

Life has always told me I was weak
Not anymore
Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak
Of an eagle type creature

I'm just so manly
I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
Look down and cry
At the size of my...

C*** so big and manly girls get killed
All of the time
Now I've got the balls of an Ox and the build
Of a very big mountain

We're just so manly
We morph into an enormous manly man
With giant hands

I can run a mile with a broken foot
It doesn't hurt
I can make a sand storm turn to soot
Or any other inanimate objects

We're just so manly
That the muscles in our arms turn into guns
When we look at your mum

I can climb a mountain with my nose
It's like a claw
Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose
To show that I'm still a sensitive manly man

We've so much feeling
That the feelings that we're feeling have feelings too
But I'm still a man

Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru

Yeah I'm so manly
I don't need to sing like bambi
I chop wood for fun
I shoot a gun
I got Numerous charges of hit n run

I listen to meat loaf
I cry but I don't have tears though
I did battle with a giant snake
And I did a poo on an earthquake

Poo on an earthquake
Poo on an earthquake
I'm so manly that I
Piss and I don't shake

Poo on an earthquake
And eat a whole steak
Then I'd run a marathon
Without getting a belly ache