They Might Be Giants — If I Wasn't Shy lyrics

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Id burn all the uniforms
Id burn all the ask me buttons
Id burn all the intercoms
Id burn all the time clock cards

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Id steal somebodys cadillac
Id steal anything I lack
Id steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

Id ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy