Mel Tillis — Life's Little Suprises lyrics

Woke up this morning, found you were gone;
Sitt'n here wondering where you are.
Looked in the closet and under the stove;
Checked the garage and trunk of the car.

And I know, any day now;
You'll be back,
You'll jump from hiding,
And then you'll attack;
You'll laugh and you'll,
scare the heck out of me;
Oh how you love;
Life's little surprises.
Oh how you love to make me go;
"wheeeeeeee!!!!"

Woke up this morning, found you were gone;
Sitt'n here wondering where you are.
Checked under the bed as quite as a mouse;
Checked all over this whole friggin' house.

And I know, any day now;
You'll be back,
You'll jump from hiding,
And then you'll attack;
You'll laugh and you'll,
Scare the heck out of me;
Oh how you love;
Life's little surprises.
Oh how you love to make me go;
"Wheeeeeee!!!!"
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