Monty Python — I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio lyrics

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,
I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song.
It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial
It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong.
You can't say ^&*@ on the radio,
Or $@#! Or ^&*% or 4*%*
You can't even say I'd like to?: "* you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a really large ~!*%
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it.
I bet you those &*(#ing old program directors
Will think it's a load of horse $&!#
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Songwriters: IDLE, ERIC
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