Monty Python — I've Got Two Legs lyrics

Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs
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Songwriters: GILLIAM, TERRY
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