Nickelodeon — Ripped Pants - Spongebob Squarepants lyrics

(Spongebob talking)
I thought that I had everybody
On my side
But I went and blew it
All sky high
And now she won't even spare
A passing glance
All just because I
Ripped my pants!

When Big Larry came 'round
Just to put him down
Spongebob turned
Into a clown
And no girl ever
Wants to dance
With a fool who went and
Ripped his pants

I no I shouldn't mope around
I should curse
But the pain feels
So much worse
And winding up with no one
Is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns!

Now I learned a lesson
I won't soon forget
So listen and
You won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
(Spongebob and Losers)
And you won't end up
Like the fool who
Ripped his
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