Reckless Kelly — Wiggles & Ritalin lyrics

Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
Papa don't blame mama or tell her how lazy she's been
Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

Lets put on Macgyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
I don't need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
I lay the blame on the clinic and man it's got me this far
Yeah, Lets put on Macgyver & chow a couple Xanax bars

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If only Dad would have spanked me instead
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
But it's all that I know and I gotta get high

So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
Ill bite my tongue till it's numb and I'll talk till I drive you insane
Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

Chorus

So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
I've been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
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