Robin Williams – Blame Canada lyrics

Blame Canada
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on tv?

No!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along.
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!

Don't blame yourself for your son Stan.
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan.

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf.
But now when he sees me
He tells me to (gasp) myself.

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Because when Canada is gone,
there'll be no more Celine Dion!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

Kenny could have been a doctor
Or a lawyer, rich and true.
Instead, he burned up
Like a piggy on the barbecue.
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
All I can say is, "Oy gevalt!"
It's Canada's fault!

Everybody!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With Bryan Adams' beady eyes,
Margaret Trudeau's friendly thighs!
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

Foooor the...
Smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash,
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks
Of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!