Saturday Night Live — Woodrow Meets Kate Hudson lyrics

Woodrow: when I'm scared, there's a song that i sing and i want you to sing it with me

Toasters and birds
Little pidgeon turds
Radio in my hair
It's really not fair
And I love you

Now your turn

Kate: oh, okay

Boogers and poop
Dictionary soup
Run for the hills
We have to eat pills
And I love you

Woodrow: now both
Kate:oh
Both:

Mister rubber face
I'm from outer space
Kibbles and bits
Tiny mouse tits
yes I love you
I love you

Woodrow: Now this is where we kiss
Kate: Like this?
(they kiss)
Woodrow: See, you just made me piss my pants.
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