Screeching Weasel — Suzanne Is Getting Married lyrics

Suzanne is getting married off in June
It'll be a perfect day Yohannan and Jon von can duke it out for the right
To give her away the bridegroom is a charming bloke from Scotland he wants
To be a citizen but his friends are telling him he's buying into the
Patriarchal system I never really though of Jawbreaker as the perfect
Wedding band let's just hope that Martin Sprouse does not get pissed and
Break his other hand will Odell catch the poison ivy bouquet say it's not
Big enough and throw it away? will the honeymoon at Gilman Street and
Watch a zillion crummy bands? will pots and pans be flying in two weeks
And who has to take out the trash? I know that they're in love who
Who'll take off the gloves first and punch the other in the nose? and
What I'm wondering dude is if the marriage was approved by Maximum RocknRoll
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