South Park – Wake Up Wendy lyrics

Got this bug-eyed girl
Cold hand on my knee
Frozen teeth, chitter, chatter
She's dressed up like a cemetery
Like a cemetery

Snowbound all winter
Blue lips on my cheek
Little tongues, prattlin', rattlin'
Talkin' about them hometown geeks
Them hometown geeks

Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin'
Can you feel it, it's chilly and a freezin'
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin'
I got a reason and you got a feelin'
Wake up Wendy, love's in season

Feels like a steam clean
When she washes me
Clouds a bustin', pumps a hissin'
Just peel me off the ceiling
Off the ceiling

Chill out bug-eyed-girl
Zap me into cinders
Pop the thermal mumbo jumbo
Melt me with your little fingers
With little fingers

Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin'
Can you feel it, it's chilly and a freezin'
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin'
I got a reason, you got a feelin'
Wake up Wendy, love's in season
Wake up Wendy, love's in season
Wake up Wendy, love's in season

Receptionist: Production.
Sid Greenfield: It's Sid Greenfield for Matt or Trey.
Receptionist: Hold on.
Matt Stone: Hello.
Sid: Trey.
Matt: Uh, no, this is Matt.
Sid: Matt, it-it's Sid Greenfield.
Matt: Oh, hey, Sid, what's going on, man?
Sid: I, hello, uh, listen, uh, Matt, ok, this is, this is you and me talking here, ok?
Matt: Uh huh.
Sid: Ok, listen, I'm sitting here, bleeding out my ass.
Matt: Right.
Sid: Ok? And do you know why?
Matt: Wh-why?
Sid: Because of this Mousse-T track.
Matt: Oh, "Horny, Horny, Horny"?
Sid: Yeah, Matt, you know i-it's gotta go on the South Park album.
Matt: Oh, no, dude, we've already talked about this, we hate this song.
Sid: No-I know you hate it.
Matt: We've already talked about it!
Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it. But, listen, we need this pop song on the album. This is, this is what the kids wanna hear. This is where the money's gonna be made.
Matt: I don't care about that!
Sid: I'm the only one that agrees with you, ok? This is huge in Europe right now and everyone in Europe hates you except for me, ok? I'm the-I'm your guy, here, ok? Listen to me.
Matt: Right.
Sid: this song. Is the best song ever written.
Matt: How can you say that?
Sid: Wh-What did I say?
Matt: This song is the best song ever written.
Sid: I agree with you, Matt. I agree with you right there. It is a great song and I know that, I know it's a great song, that's why I want it.
Matt: Hold on, I wanna-hold on I'll ask Trey.
Matt (in background): Trey, they, they wanna put that aah, that Moose-T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put that on the album.
Trey Parker(in background): No dude, we said no! I thought we told 'em no last week.
Sid: Ok, Matt, Matt? Listen, you know what? This is just you and me talkin', but fuck Trey.
Trey: This is Trey!
Sid: Ok, Trey, listen to me, this is you and me talking here, the moose-T track, it's gotta go on the album.
Trey: No!
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Just...
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Matt, will you just listen to the song one more time?
Matt: No, I'm not gonna listen.