The Cake Is A Lie — Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas lyrics

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe.
Now dashin' through the snow.
In a candy right top 6-4,
Over the hills I go.
Laughin' at this hoe.
Nuts on rich and rings.
Makin' me feel right.
Oh what fun it is to know,
That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight.
So ring them bells, ring them bells,
Shes takin' it all the way.
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime lick
And I'm smokin' on this stick.

Carl, this christmas song sucks dick.

On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me,
Three pounds of indo,
Two birds of cocaine
And a A muthafuckin' K bitch.
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas,
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas,
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
And have a fucked up new year!
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