The Malfated – Mr Brown Nose lyrics

Mr Brown Nose
Touches his toes
Mr Brown Nose
Reaches new lows

Mr Brown Nose
Banishes foes
Mr Brown Nose
With a new rose

Greets you with a shit-smeared smile
Tears of a crocodile
Alligator skin
And no soul within

Mr Brown Nose
Walks on tiptoes
Mr Brown Nose
Will he propose?

Mr Brown Nose
When the c*** crows
Mr Brown Nose
Always swallows

Sneers at you from head to toe
He looked like you a time ago
But that was then and this is now
And he don't like you anyhow

Mr Brown Nose
His pantyline shows
Mr Brown Nose
He who dares blows

Mr Brown Nose
Strikes a smug pose
Mr Brown Nose
One of the hoes

Chapped lips and arrogant eyes
He's the man that you despise
Rubs his thighs, spreading lies
Always scratching at his flies

Mr Brown Nose
Touches his toes
Mr Brown Nose
Reaches new lows

Mr Brown Nose
When the c*** crows
Mr Brown Nose
Always swallows

Sores around his mouth
Always heading south
Mr Brown Nose
Mr Brown Nose

Sores around his mouth
Always heading south
Mr Brown Nose
Mr Brown Nose

It's not who you know
It's who you blow
Mr Brown knows
Mr Brown knows...

It's not who you know
It's who you blow
Mr Brown knows
Mr Brown knows...