The Simpsons — Checkin In lyrics

how do you find the defendant?
He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent
Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent
drinking and driving narcotics possession
and thats just page one of his ten page confession

I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us but this is L.A
and your rich and famous!

Im checkin in (hes checkin in)
Im checkin in (checkin checkin in)
no more pills or alcohol
no more pot or demoral
no more stinkin fun at all

Im checkin in (hes checkin in)
No more lookin pale and thin
no more bugs beneath my skin.
Hey! thats just my aspirin
Chuck it out youre checkin in!!
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