The Vandals – Slap Of Love lyrics

Guy: Do you love me baby?
Girl: Yes
Guy: Well how much do you love me?
Girl: a whole bunch
Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch?
Girl: Well I don't know
Guy: This much? [Slap]
Girl: Owww!

Don't say sorry
Or call her baby
And if she wants to go out
Say, "Maybe"
And never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man

And if she talks back
You just gotta slap her down
You give her that slap of love
It keeps her coming around

So she ran out?
Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
When she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again

And if she talks back
You just gotta slap her down
Give her that slap of love
That keeps her coming around

Don't feel sorry
That's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her
As far as I could throw her
You might love her
But you don't know her

And if she talks back
You just gotta slap her down
Give her that slap of love
That keeps her coming around

Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back

Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back

Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back

Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back

Now your looking at the rings on your hand
And your feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face

But if she talks back
I really gotta slap her down
I give her that slap of love
That keeps her coming around
Now show my love with a slap