Tim Hawkins – Irritating lyrics

(Spoken:)
"Uh-huh"

"Goes like this"

"Uh-huh"

"That's just the way it is"

"Uh-huh"

"Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?"

"Yeah, you... can you make it sound normal again, please?"

(Not spoken:)
I'm out
Drivin' in my car
I'm not
Goin' very far
Bummed out
'Cuz I forgot all my cd's
And mp3's
So I turn
On the radio
Hope I
Hear a song I know
But each
Time I do I hear this song
And it's so wrong

Give it a rest
You sound like a pest
You're tryin' to be cool
You're in middle school
If I had a chace
I'd ask Avril Lavigne-

Tell me
Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?
I know that when I
Hear it some 20 times a day it gets me frustrated
When I hear you
And you nag
And you whine
And you wheeze
And you scream
And you're bad
And I don't think I
Ever never really hear a song that I so much hated

Oh, no

Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?
I know that I just
Feel like I'm gonna heave every time they play it
I hate it when you
And you nag
And you whine
And you wheeze
And you scream
And you're bad
And I don't think I
Ever never really heard a song so overrated

Oh, no

(Spoken:)
"Hey... Exuse - yeah... My - my voice is doing that again... Yeah... No -
No... No I'm not, I'm... No I'm not, I'm not telling - I'm not critiquing
You, okay, I just... Can you make it... Normal?... Wait... Don't... Where
Are you going? Wait... Hey, come back!... "