Was (not Was) — What Up Dog? lyrics

Monkey in the middle of a metal detector
Hat of the cousin of the tax collector
Automatic sensors in the president's skull
Do you have yesterday's time?
What up, dog?
You see
I just got this new pit bull terrier
The thing's better than a credit card
Went to the gas station the other day
Got a couple gallons of gas
Some oil, spark plugs, six-pack
The man says "That'll be .41"
I, I say "Well, goddamn, I forgot my wallet
But I did bring my credit card. "
What up, dog
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