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Yidcore – Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice,
But why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes;
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh;
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles please?
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice,
But why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes;
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh;
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles please?
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
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