Dirty Sanchez – Asymmetric lyrics

We're anti-symmetric
We hate it
We've made up our minds
We won't even debate it

1, 3, or 5, but not 2 or 4
So do it, do it, don't talk anymore

Odd is our god
So keep it uneven
Our talent's imbalance
It's what we believe in
You like what you're hearing
So take off one earring
You like what we say
So do it our way

Asymmetric
Asymmetric

We're anti-symmetric despise it
Don't question what we think,
And don't analyze it
1, 3, or 5
But not 2 or 4
And we shall discuss it no more

Odd is our god,
We hate what is even
Our talent's imbalance
It's what we believe in

There's no us or them,
No we only you
We're all born alone
And we die that way too

Asymmetric
Asymmetric

If your brand of fashion
Is lacking in passion
What you could achieve by removing one sleeve
The same goes for hair
So sit down in the chair
Let one of your eyes hide
And cut only one side

Nature is boring
It has to be battled
Cages for storing us have to be rattled

Delete all the 2's from the language you use
And join our new movement for social improvement

Asymmetric
Asymmetric
Asymmetric
Asymmetric

1, 3, or 5
1, 3, or 5

We're asymmetrical
We're asymmetrical
We're asymmetrical
We're asymmetrical
We're asymmetrical
We're asymmetrical
We're asymmetrical
(repeat many times)

Asymmetrical
Asymmetrical
(repeat many times)